Sunday, May 14, 2006
Gay Bingo Part Two
Beth, our table captain, scored us a Queens Table, which was quite the deal. Essentially, the regular Bingo experience, plus pizza, drink, cocktail, popcorn, bingo dauber, Cupcake Royale cupcake, waitstaff, and freebies, and you sit close to the stage, (for a bit more on the entry fee).
The theme this time around wasn't quite as exciting for us as last time (80's), given how near and dear that decade is in most of our hearts. Still, the event was fun. Glamazonia, the famed drag-queen emcee, gave a shout-out to Steven at our table during the event (he lives in the same building). No one won Bingo this time around, breaking our little streak. The table behind us one twice, however.
It turns out that after next month's Gay Bingo, we won't have another one until January 2007. The reason: the roof of the venue (South Lake Union Naval Reserve Building) needs to be replaced.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
And Now For Something Useful: Laundry Care Symbols
Wait, this site is full of symbol pages. And stain guides. And a little pamphlet that looks to be designed for kids heading off to college and needing to do their own laundry for the first time.
Wow, this must be one of the most boring web sites on the planet to maintain...
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
West Seattle Cupcake Royale Grand Opening
It's time for our grand opening in West Seattle!
We're almost ready to open the doors in West Seattle so we're going to throw a party to celebrate!Naturally you're invited, so plan on hanging with us from 6-9pm on Thursday May
18th. It's our treat, so there will be FREE CUPCAKES, FREE COFFEE and DJ E.R.
spinning the tunes. It happens one night only, so come on by or hear about it
from your friends afterward.
We'll be opening for official business starting May 19th. We'll be open in West Seattle from 6 am until 10 pm everyday. The store is right in the heart of the junction at 4556 California Ave. We're very excited to be part of the West Seattle community, so stop by and say hi.
Sunday, May 07, 2006
The Gin Fizz Is My New Favorite Drink
The lemony flavor combines really well with the gin and sugar. Both Bleu and Gaudy serve the drink in a large stein, complete with a splash of fruity liqueur, a rim of colored sugar, and a straw. I think it's perfect for the now-finally-warm(er) weather here in Seattle.
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Seattle Immigration March
Stop The Duck
Chances are you've spotted a Ride the Ducks tour.
Well, if you have, and you're now all about raising awareness about this irritating tour company raiding our city, you too can Stop the Duck.
(This is further proof that Seattle is a CuteWeird(tm) city - that is to say, a combination of cute/silly and weird/strange).
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Like Clockwork
And now, here's the weather outlook for the weekend:

That's right, a wonderfully overcast, cool morning, with a 60% chance of rain. Thanks Ma Nature!
I know, wait a month or so and it'll be perfect. Still, it feels like a conspiracy to me.
Monday, April 24, 2006
New Banner For The Site
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Santino's In My 'Hood Tonight
Good choice Santino. The weather's nice this weekend. Maybe we'll run into you tonight.
Sunday, April 16, 2006
My Take on Seattlest's "43 Things Seattle Is Missing"
- Soft-serve frozen custard. Eh, not feeling it. There's plenty of good ice cream (like Mix) and gelato (like Bottega Italiana) places in Seattle that I'm not really missing the soft-serve.
- Thunderstorms! Yes! Coming from the east coast we especially miss these during the spring time. Though, not having to worry as much about the destructive effects of such storms is a plus.
- Street food. Sure, I'll bite. But street food is more prevalent in denser cities than ours (New York, Los Angeles, Chicago). All that said, you can find some decent hot dogs in Pioneer Square or on the Pike/Pine strip on a Saturday night. And let's not forget about Belgian Frites!
- Diners. I've called for Waffle House to come out here before. But yes, we are missing this, especially given our bar scene. That said, we do have places like Beth's to tide us over.
- Buy-backs. Um...I bet if you're a regular and/or know the bartender, this does happen.
- Nude lap dances. Seattle really is a rough place to live, isn't it?
- Male strip club. Sorry, not qualified to comment. Next?
- Strip clubs that can serve alcohol/food. Hmm...what about restaurants where the patrons can strip?
- A local noir writer. Again, how does this make Seattle any better/worse, especially in our internationally-interconnected modern-day populace?
- A kick-ass small liberal arts college. How about Antioch?
- NHL team. Sure, I'd take one.
- MLS team. Ditto.
- A go-to celebrity for sports. Snore...
- Non-stadium major civic projects that actually get done. We're so-so here (think light rail), but overall there's definitely an atmosphere of distrust when it comes to civic projects, agreed.
- Interesting suburbs. OK, coming from Atlanta, the land of sprawl, let me tell you that the 'burbs here are much nicer than in the ATL. Really. "Interesting" is a vague word, admittedly, but I don't see the propensity of stencil-cut houses here that I do back home.
- Bars that stay open late on weekdays. Yes - add to that restaurants, book stores, movie houses, etc.
- Good after-hours. See diners.
- Underground bookstore. Hmm, not a bad idea. We have bookstores aplenty but most are of the family-friendly type.
- Danish kringle. Bah! We have cupcakes!
- Another local Div-I basketball team. Snore...
- Flavorful tomatoes. Um...have you had good organic ones from PCC recently? They're good. Do they need to be grown in Seattle? :)
- Central car-free plaza. That could be neat. Not sure where that would go, though, given our existing developments.
- Rent horses. OK, c'mon, we're not in Texas here. That said, there are some horse farms on the east side.
- Really large parks. Um, have you been to Discovery Park recently?
- Cannoli. Sure, yep, got us there.
- Real powder snow. No thanks, no one can drive here when it's sunny/rainy/snowy/anything but overcast and 55. Keep the snow in the mountains.
- Winter-wonderland snow. See #25.
- Cable company choice. Yes. And cheaper rates while you're at it.
- Street lamps. The 'Ave (University Way) has some nice ones, post-renovation.
- Neighborhood outdoor markets. What's wrong with these? Most U.S. cities don't have them (ATL for one), so I'm counting my blessings here.
- Chick-Fil-A. Yes!
- Competitive eating circuit. Urgh...how vomitous.
- White Castle. See #32.
- Fuddruckers. See #32.
- System-wide transit maps around town. I buy this one. My ride-the-bus plan always begins with visiting transit.metrokc.gov. Would be nice to just head out and use the maps in the wild.
- Token machines for buses. True.
- Mass transit. See #14.
- Serious booze in grocery stores. How about non-state-run liquor stores? I miss places like Green's and Liquor Liquor Wine Liquor in Atlanta (inside joke on the latter one - post a comment if you really want to know).
- Pee-wee golf. Sure, but there's always Leavenworth.
- Waffle House. YES!
- Baptist churches. Can we have just the church buildings? :)
- Amusement park. Absolutely.
- -ist site. Well, we could call ourselves Alki. Then we would be Alkist.
Save B&O Espresso!
Our friends and I blinked and read the sign three times. "What? They're going to tear down B&O? To make way for condos?"
A quick recap for those who aren't in the area: B&O Espresso opened its doors in 1976, and was one of the first three espresso-based cafes in the city. Flash forward a few decades and they're still an institution on Capitol Hill, serving old and young, day and night. Their food and atmosphere are excellent, and their pastries are sublime (they're practically our Pacific Northwest version of Atlanta's Cafe Intermezzo). And, B&O holds a special part of thousands of people's memories (think first dates, get-togethers with friends and family). Heck, Pearl Jam came up with their band name while sipping some coffee at B&O.
So, what's the plan now? The P-I has an article that summarizes:
Now the venerable coffee shop is in limbo, with a proposal to tear down its one-story building for a mixed-use development with apartments or condos above retail space...
John Stoner, the owner of the building at the corner of East Olive Way and Belmont Avenue East, said he'd love to keep B&O Espresso as a tenant in the ground floor of the new building, which could be up to six stories...
B&O owner Majed Lukatah said he's not sure what will happen, but that his family intends to keep the business going...
"I have mixed feelings. I don't know whether I should just wait and come back to my own location or go somewhere else," he said.
B&O's building isn't the best on the 'Hill, but it has character. A brand-spankin' new space, after a yearlong construction, probably won't do it justice.
So, we can save B&O in a couple of ways:
- Save the building, and/or ensure the new building will have enough retail space for B&O. The first design meeting for the property is scheduled for Wednesday, April 19th, at 6:30PM at the Seattle Central Community College, (1701 Broadway, Room 3211). Go there and give your feedback. If you can't attend in person, you can view the land use notice, and offer written/emailed feedback.
- Help find a new home for B&O. Know of a good retail space, present or future? Call it in to B&O.
Here's to hoping that there will still be a B&O Espresso on Capitol Hill for years to come.
Sunday, April 09, 2006
I'm A "Gay Bingo" Virgin No Longer
First up was a gluttonous lunch at Steel Pig BBQ, with tasty smoked pork to go around. After having our fill of BBQ and sweet tea (yes, real southern sweet iced tea - one of the few places you can get it in Seattle), we took Steven to a surprise visit of (could you guess?) Cupcake Royale for a birthday cupcake (I told you I was addicted).
Later in the evening, Steven had arranged for several folks to attend Gay Bingo. If you've never heard of this pastime, those two words may sound odd together. Here's the recipe:
- Take 750 people and get them in a huge room (basketball court sized), complete with tables, PA system, and stage.
- Add a bar and food options.
- Add bingo.
- Add the drag queen Glamazonia as a host, and the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence as sidekicks.
- Stir, serve.
It's really a lot of fun, promise. And no, you don't have to be gay to go. And yes, the money goes to a good cause: specifically, the Life Long AIDS Alliance, which funds AIDS research, prevention, and support services.
I got lucky near the end of the night, as I happened to win one of the bingo rounds! Calm down, karma police: I gave half of my winnings back to the cause.
We wrapped up the night at Purr, a relatively new bar on Capitol Hill. It was fairly crowded, but we managed to find a table near the back. The drinks were quite strong, and Steven ended up doing several shots (including a Jager bomb, which most of the table scoffed at but the waiter recommended as a quick way to get Steven plastered).
As if by magic, he was just fine the next day...fine enough to join us for brunch at The 5 Spot on Queen Anne. I guess he had some birthday gastrointestinal protection, huh?
Saturday, April 08, 2006
West Seattle Cupcake Royale Opening "Sometime In May"
She then asked, "do you live in West Seattle?"
"Oh, no," we replied, "we live on Capitol Hill."
The friendly salesperson smiled. I think she knew we're just a bunch of cupcake addicts.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
MAFIAA.org: Another April Fool's
Google Romance: April Fool's!
Update 4/2: Google made a post on their blog about Google Romance as well.
Thursday, March 30, 2006
It's Official: Cupcake Royale Opening Third Store In West Seattle
Their web site is markedly brief about the announcement, other than saying the opening is "a month or two away". They do have a form you can fill out to receive information about their grand opening party.
Granted, we're usually not in West Seattle unless we're visiting Alki beach to walk or bike, or eating at a restaurant in the neighborhood. But hey, now we have one more excuse.
Very important note: if you've never been to Cupcake Royale and live in the Seattle area, drop everything and go. Now. Seriously. Oh, and let me know when you're going.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Howard Kaloogian's Web Site Lies About Supposed Iraq Picture
This picture was posted on discussion forums along with questions about its validity. Pretty soon, the puzzle was solved: this wasn't a picture of Baghdad, but of Istanbul, Turkey.
My first reaction was to think "mix up", but with a picture lauding the "calm" of the scene, on a page discussing Iraq & Afghanistan, how did a picture of Istanbul get in there?
Smooth move, Kaloogian campaign team. Way to score one in the integrity column.
Sometimes We Go Out For Lunch
This happened a while ago but I didn't post about it - better late than never, right?
In case you're wondering, no, we didn't request the room with the most alcohol in it, though it did make for nice decor.
Hey Kids! It's The Federal Reserve Board!
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Bureaucrat #1: You know, the Federal Reserve Board is filled with stuffy old men who talk economics. How are we going to get young people engaged in the work that we do?
Bureaucrat #2: I know! Le'ts make a web site!
B1: Yes! Kids love the Internet! Just look at MySpace. They just love that web site.
B2: Great! First, we need some sort of character. Cartoon-like.
B1: How about a stuffy old man?
B2: Hmm...nah. How about an eagle?
B1: Yes! The Fed just screams eagle! How about this one?

B2: Perfect! Now...we need something interactive. Kids have a short attention span.
B1: How about a quiz? That way they can test themselves to see how much wonderful Fed Board knowledge they attain using our web site.
B2: Brilliant!
B1: Wow, our site kicks major butt. I can't wait to see the kids visit it and laud our efforts.
B2: From now on, the Federal Reserve Board is way cool. Groovy, some may say.
B1: Right on, my man.
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You have to love the way image alt text is spelled on this site. "Governers" is systemic throughout all images' alt text, even though it's "Governors" in the regular text. For example: